An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
Tuesday, 6 December 2022
'PNEIS'
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - "I still love Vista, baby".
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".
too short
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Sunday, 22 July 2018
हाय रे अंग्रेजी😄😉
सुबह सब्जीं लेने मंडी में गया तो वहां एक महिला सब्जीं वाले से अंग्रजी में फल मांग रही थी ....
Give Me Some Destroyed Husband ....
साली खोपडी घुम गयी सोचते सोचते ....
अब चार घंटे बाद समझ में आया की वो नाशपति मांग रही थी ....
हाय रे अंग्रेजी का भूत ....
अंग्रेजी बोलने का भुत जब दिमाग पर चड़ता है तो कुछ इस प्रकार का माहौल बन जाता हैं ....
पङोसी कल तुम घर पर नहीं थी, कहाँ थी ?
इंदु भाभी, अरी बहन वो कल हमारे यहां पीहर में ब्युटीफुल ट्रेजडी था, इसलिए नहीं आ पायी
पङोसन ब्युटीफुल ट्रेजडी से मतलब ?
इंदु भाभी मतलब सुन्दर काण्ड था ....
पङोसन अभी भी सदमें हैं ....
😃😉😄😉
मेकअप
एक शोध में पता चला है कि -
पुरूषों को दिल के दौरे अक्सर रात में इसलिये पड़ते हैं क्योंकि
औरतें मेकअप उतार के सोती हैं!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Friday, 13 July 2018
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