Thursday, 18 January 2018

DOCTOR DOCTOR

"Doctor, Doctor, can I have a second opinion?""Sure, come back tomorrow"

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards""I'll deal with you later"

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pog""How long have you been feeling like this?""Oh, about a weeeeeeeeeek"

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon""Sit there and don't stir"

"Doctor, Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears""Don't answer!"

"Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses""You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop"

"Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up""Just simmer down"

"Doctor, Doctor, I snore so loud I keep myself awake""Then sleep in another room!"

"Doctor, Doctor, I think can't get to sleep""Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off"

"Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me""Next please!"

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