Q: What do elves learn at school?
A: The elf-abet.
A: The elf-abet.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had so many problems.
A: Because it had so many problems.
Q: What did the calculator say to the math student?
A: You can count on me.
A: You can count on me.
Q: Why did the boy bring the ladder to school?
A: He was going to high school.
A: He was going to high school.
Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.
A: She couldn't control her pupils.
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